My favorite former president who never was president in my record books is about to file the mother of all bills. Representative Gloria "Hello Garci" Macapagal-Arroyo will be filing a bill that seeks to criminalize drunk-driving. You are drunk and you drive, you're a criminal, and you will have to pay P100,000 plus 1 year in Bilibid, or any decrepit prison your drunk ass will land.
Question:
You're driving a lawn mower and you've had 10 bottles of beer. Does that count?
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
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Suck it up good, bitches.