Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Mother of All Bills

My favorite former president who never was president in my record books is about to file the mother of all bills. Representative Gloria "Hello Garci" Macapagal-Arroyo will be filing a bill that seeks to criminalize drunk-driving. You are drunk and you drive, you're a criminal, and you will have to pay P100,000 plus 1 year in Bilibid, or any decrepit prison your drunk ass will land.

Question:

You're driving a lawn mower and you've had 10 bottles of beer. Does that count?

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