Finally, by a stroke of luck, I learned something today in Legal Theory: a random question you can ask to a random student on a random day in any random classroom.
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Crease
What I learned today in Legal Theory:
The professor has a challenge to his associates.
Meanwhile, Homer almost had the same thing in mind.
The professor has a challenge to his associates.
Meanwhile, Homer almost had the same thing in mind.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Fried Day
What I learned today in Legal Theory and Constitutional Law 2:
Christ on a cracker, who would have thought that a chief justice would also like kinky sex? After all, being in the court for some time—like, what, 40 fucking years?—you've got to wonder if he still recognizes a good boner whenever he gets one. One unsolicited advice, though. If it's a curve, he goddamn better stick his junk in there before his ass is grass. Besides, them balls won't just suck themselves.
Later, I learned in my constitutional law class that your professor can own your ass and mercilessly mow it like fecal matter on your lawn. In other words, you can become a totally retarded shit for the longest 30 seconds of your life just by giving all the wrong answers. If you think that's retarded enough, try answering real slow—as in 8kbps.
Christ on a cracker, who would have thought that a chief justice would also like kinky sex? After all, being in the court for some time—like, what, 40 fucking years?—you've got to wonder if he still recognizes a good boner whenever he gets one. One unsolicited advice, though. If it's a curve, he goddamn better stick his junk in there before his ass is grass. Besides, them balls won't just suck themselves.
Later, I learned in my constitutional law class that your professor can own your ass and mercilessly mow it like fecal matter on your lawn. In other words, you can become a totally retarded shit for the longest 30 seconds of your life just by giving all the wrong answers. If you think that's retarded enough, try answering real slow—as in 8kbps.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Mantra
What I learned today in Legal Theory:
There were several things that the professor thoroughly discussed, except that this one is so golden people should start making this as their personal mantra—the quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee.
There you go. Let it sink in. For those feigning innocence, repeat after me. The quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee. The quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee. Repeat every 5 minutes or as often as desired.
You may also want to try feet in place of fee. It makes perfect sense.
But I think the professor would have been more correct if he said that the quality of a blowjob depends, too, on the size of the feenis.
Just another day in law school. Another lesson learned.
There were several things that the professor thoroughly discussed, except that this one is so golden people should start making this as their personal mantra—the quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee.
There you go. Let it sink in. For those feigning innocence, repeat after me. The quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee. The quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee. Repeat every 5 minutes or as often as desired.
You may also want to try feet in place of fee. It makes perfect sense.
But I think the professor would have been more correct if he said that the quality of a blowjob depends, too, on the size of the feenis.
Just another day in law school. Another lesson learned.
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