Fried Day

What I learned today in Legal Theory and Constitutional Law 2:

Christ on a cracker, who would have thought that a chief justice would also like kinky sex? After all, being in the court for some time—like, what, 40 fucking years?—you've got to wonder if he still recognizes a good boner whenever he gets one. One unsolicited advice, though. If it's a curve, he goddamn better stick his junk in there before his ass is grass. Besides, them balls won't just suck themselves.

Later, I learned in my constitutional law class that your professor can own your ass and mercilessly mow it like fecal matter on your lawn. In other words, you can become a totally retarded shit for the longest 30 seconds of your life just by giving all the wrong answers. If you think that's retarded enough, try answering real slow—as in 8kbps.