Shit List

What I learned today:

Because the word "shit" has become a very functional word, it's about time to give it the attention it needs. Reposting several [edited] parts of the Shit List taken from the Urban Dictionary.

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass cheeks and your underwear so you don't ruin them.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit
No explanations necessary.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Peek-A-Boo Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you.

The Snake Charmer
A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Spinal Tap Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

So, which shit are you?