It's official. Today is "Another EMO Day".
Spotted in a sari-sari store somewhere in Katipunan, QC: a girl about to celebrate.
Tindera: Ano sa'yo iha?
Babae: Ate may blade kayo?
So that there will be no more need to cry alone in a corner and bitch about how you so want to hide your tears with your bangs, especially after posting on Facebook how much you want to cut yourself and realizing that everybody fuckin' clicked the "like" button, Congress should pass a law requiring a National Emo Convention at least once a month. Each attendee shall wrap himself with a scarf while listening to My Chemical Romance and shall never wonder why they have to do so because nobody fuckin' understands them anyway. Everybody will cut themselves on the wrist all at the same time because self-inflicted pain is the new Hannah Montana.
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