Package

Lately, the professor has been repeatedly talking about two things. No, they no longer have anything to do with how the Viking warriors were fresh before they engaged in a sword fight, and how their swords could easily penetrate the flesh of man. Those naughty bastards.

One, he usually talks about his son who loved computers. Perhaps he is missing his family. And two, he insists that we use the computer in class each time he wants a definition of a term, or a brief summary of who did this and that, when and where, as if they have anything to do with Torts, or Damages.

Families and computers. I don't know, but I really want to seal my package and send it to him in a box. This package:

Same Banana

Do You?

Screw It

Curious

What I learned in Torts and Damages:

Or Roman Law and Torts and Damages.

Michelangelo is gay. The professor is a curious dimsum.

Pet

What I learned today in Torts and Damages:

The professor had his usual way of starting the semester. We had brief introductions, except that this part won't really be brief knowing him all too well. Be that as it may, the class got to know one another better. And we talked about pets, among others. I learned that one of my classmates had a tilapia for a pet, which is not really a bad idea, except that he thought it was a goldfish.

Had the professor asked me if I have a pet, I would have not hesitated to answer: