Dam

What I learned today:

The weather is very hot. A brownout will only make things worse. Since more power shortages are expected in the coming days, I'll take a safety precaution against the heat—I may have to wrap my balls around a block of ice.

Or, the government, together with the church, can start praying for rain. The dams are starting to dry. We need a good dam. We need a very good dam that can electrify shit for days.

Here's a very good dam.

Megan Fox. Instead of ice, men want to wrap their balls around her. Even in summer.