Diva

What I learned today in Legal Profession:

Because she ♥ the judiciary, she won't attend a court hearing wearing a miniskirt. That device makes her feel like a diva when she wears it. It might also give her undue advantage since—let's face the truth—she's got more juice than a bowl of Quaker Oats. She may be Santa's naughty little girl, zealously searching for "child pornography" in Google University when nobody is around, but this lady knows her legal ethics. Before she wears her favorite slacks, she first files a petition to wear them. She has to. It has to be written in SCRA. Besides, the judge is smart enough not to put his balls in clear and present danger. Deny her and he'll soon be writing every ponencia with his testicles.