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This 2011, a Justice of the highest court will redefine the publishing industry.

From the author of the critically acclaimed novel How to Shit Justice 15 Minutes Before Lunch, the graphic novel I Put the Dick in Verdict and the groundbreaking novel What Plagiarism? comes the much anticipated manual of the decade...

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Random Jestoni Alarcon

If there is one person in this world who easily reminds me of the holiday season,

Jose Mari Chan. So I decided to put up a series of photos to accompany parts of the lyrics of one of his classic Christmas ballads. Here's the first verse of "A Perfect Christmas". Sing along!

♫ My idea of a perfect Christmas
is to spend it with you... ♫

♫ In a party or dinner for two
Anywhere would do... ♫

♫ Celebrating the yuletide season
Always lights up our lives... ♫

♫ Simple pleasures are made special too
When they're shared with you. ♫

Jestoni Alarcon. How random.

Pap Culture

In this comedy flick, Dolphy plays Fr. Jeremiah Jerome Montes, or Father Jejemon. He endears himself to the people of the fictitious town Parmbil because of his modern and offbeat ways. He plays rock music and organizes talent competitions. He even calls the members of his parish’s all-women group as the Lady Nga-Ngas, inspired by the pop singer Lady Gaga. Things take an interesting turn when the priest gets accused of child molestation. Dolphy, whose movie is up against other surefire block-busters in this festival, said he is not after topping the box-office. “Gusto ko lang masayahan ang manonood,” he declared. [Marinel Cruz, 12/09/2010 PDI Entertainment]

Shaving Private Ryan

Barber's Cut