I Say to Ronald

Same Kind

Here's something I learned way back from my Legal Method class.

Ejusdem Generis. Latin for "of the same kind". These women have the same smile on their faces. That's all.

Another Two Things

[See my first "two things" here. In any event, padayon.]

One, Approval Guy examined the American Constitution and gave it a grade.

And two, here's something law students should understand.

Obiter Dictum

Obiter dictum [Latin, "by the way"]. An incidental remark; an opinion voiced by a judge that has only incidental bearing on the case in question and is therefore not binding; words of an opinion entirely unnecessary for the decision of the case.

In other words, pure bullshit. The explanation is NOT needed.

Practical application.

Another Another Test

Another Test

Two Things

One,

Tyra Banks says, "Work it."

And two,

Tito, Vic and Joey, you guys are screwed.

Either Way

In Re: Hell Week

Lawrence v. Texas

What I learned today in Constitutional Law 2:

Here's a visual summary of Lawrence v. Texas.

The lesson is: do not leave your front door open, especially if you're busy at the back door.

Tunay Na Babae

Dahil ang tunay na babae, ipaglalaban ang kanyang right...

...na maging babae.

Have You?

Finally, by a stroke of luck, I learned something today in Legal Theory: a random question you can ask to a random student on a random day in any random classroom.

Watch.

Smooth

What I am anticipating to learn later:

Because today is his birthday, we offer this sacrifice—a Russian that the professor can finally get his hands on all night. Unfortunately, we're not talking about Maria Sharapova. But fortunately, this one also has curves. It's a consolation.

Pour yourself a glass of this Kremlin, preferably on-the-rocks, and bitch I swear you'll drink up like a Gorbachev thirsty for perestroika and glasnost.

On a side note, people say a bottle of alcohol can cause pregnancy. Well, tell them to stick a cap on it. Or pull the plug when the toaster is about to get toast.

These euphemisms make George Carlin mad.

This is How

What I learned today:

This is BAD jurisprudence, which is enough to teach law students how NOT to construe the law. On the other hand, this is how to insist you've got balls bigger than most men, especially if you're a woman.

On a side note, Justice Conchita Carpio-Morales has such sharp wit. I feel sorry for her husband, especially when I imagine him trying all his luck just to win an argument over, say, coming home late at night. I'd rather buy a stack of nails and hammer myself on the cross every now and then.

Have One

In Good Hands

What I was not supposed to learn today in Obligations and Contracts:

Onanism is self-congratulatory, ergo, it's like congratulating yourself, but not necessarily for a job well-done. You congratulate yourself first. Then you say it's a job well-done.

Big Time

What I learned today in Legal Profession:

Japs

Joshua Clottey lost. Apparently, he forgot to punch. Somebody should have reminded him he was supposed to play boxing, a sport where a boxer is supposed to punch at the very least.

Meanwhile, here's a classic Manny Pacquiao match from way back. Gotta love the Japs.



The guy was toast even before he could burn.

Turn It On Next Time

What I remembered today:



He likes to talk about the forest. She eats lawyers for breakfast.

Kiss

What I learned today in Legal Theory:

Somebody won big money.

Jejeje

What I learned today:

Ukinam.

Good Taste

What I learned today in Obligations and Contracts:

If Miss Legal Profession has Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World" for her ring tone, I learned that this is Mr. ObliCon's groove. I have to admit, the man has good taste.



They would have made a fine couple just using their preference for tones as basis. A monster for a wife and a clown for a husband—can things get any better than that?

Edit: This just in at 10:20 p.m. One classmate raised a good observation. Pansinin ang pagka-charantia ni Sir ObliCon 'pag nagkukuwento na tungkol kay Ma'am LegProf. I can smell romance nipped at the bud!

Edit: Ok, I suck. I may have been the last person to know, or smell.

Open Up

What I learned today in Obligations and Contracts:

The professor said that the move to amend the Constitution sometime next year will open-up the bosom of the Philippines. I have one question...

Switch

What I learned today in Legal Profession:

I learned that the professor's ring tone is Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World". I suggest she switch to this:



She could use a little dancing.

Choose

What I learned today:

CHOOSE YOUR HERO.

MANNY VILLAR
Special skill: Maligo sa dagat ng basura at kung anu-ano pang shit.
Weapon: The rabid Loren Legarda.
Weakness: Fat paycheck.

NOYNOY AQUINO
Power: Summoning the dead, i.e. Mama and Papa.
Weapon: Kris Aquino.
Weakness: Resume.

JAMBY MADRIGAL
Advantage: The only male candidate. Oh, wait..he's a she?
Weapon: Anything within reach.
Weakness: Judy Ann Santos.

DICK GORDON
Power: Dick, duh.
Weapon: 6 inches of throbbing purple.
Weakness: Massive failure of erection.

GIBO TEODORO
Attributes: 200% Intelligence, 0% Balls.
Weapon: Airplane.
Weakness: Lack of spine.

NICK PERLAS
Specialty: Flow Charts.
Weapon: Flow Charts.
Weakness: The lack of flow charts.

JC DELOS REYES
Skills and powers: Unknown. Science has yet to explain him, as in "what the fuck is this shit doing in my ass?"
Weapon: N/A.
Weakness: Politics.

EDDIE VILLANUEVA
Power: Jesus Christ is his daddy, ergo, invulnerable. Can't beat this bitch.
Weapon: A flock of prayer warriors.
Weakness: Atheists.

ERAP ESTRADA
Specialty: Women. Practically anything that has a vagina.
Weapon: See Gordon, minus the condom.
Weakness: Women. Practically anything that has a vagina.

Milk

Ism

What I learned today in Constitutional Law 2:

He will fight it with Jesus tooth and nail, one Christmas tree at a time.

Kilalanin

We Heart Her

Click the image and see where it leads you.

Dam

What I learned today:

The weather is very hot. A brownout will only make things worse. Since more power shortages are expected in the coming days, I'll take a safety precaution against the heat—I may have to wrap my balls around a block of ice.

Or, the government, together with the church, can start praying for rain. The dams are starting to dry. We need a good dam. We need a very good dam that can electrify shit for days.

Here's a very good dam.

Megan Fox. Instead of ice, men want to wrap their balls around her. Even in summer.

Poor Sunflower

What I learned today:

Poor sunflower.