1. I am the Dean your God; you shall have no other gods before me.
2. You shall not take the name of the Dean your God in vain.
3. Keep holy the Sabbath day, but you will still have to study.
4. Honor your father and your mother, and your professor.
5. You shall not kill your professor.
6. You shall not commit adultery...with a hot professor.
7. You shall not sleep.
8. You shall not bear false witness or a child.
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's answers.
10. Repeat, you shall not covet your neighbor's answers.
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