Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Convection

What is convection?

The ever-reliable Wikipedia defines convection as:
[T]he movement of molecules within fluids (i.e. liquids, gases and rheids). It cannot take place in solids, since neither bulk current flows or significant diffusion can take place in solids.
That didn't really help much, did it? The fuck do we care about "rheids" anyway. So what really is convection?

I was about to surrender. But then, there was a sudden eureka moment. It was a complete enlightenment, a Renaissance if you will, that it almost felt like giving birth to an adult Leonardo da Vinci through your surrogate ass. Somebody in Facebook just defined convection.


No wonder I fail most of the time—I don't do things with convection. Praise God, and Mark Zuckerberg, for Facebook. From now on, I will always move molecules within fluids.

3 comments:

Suck it up good, bitches.