Moses

What I learned today in Obligations and Contracts:

We talked about why Paris used to be the city of lights, and why Nikola Tesla was dying to coil Thomas Edison's ass way up his head and have it patented as the light bulb. Or he could have simply put Edison's head between his butt cheeks and give the invention a fancy name, like "the assimilator," an ass that sucks in solid matter within striking range.

I remember now that the professor also likes to talk about history and religion. On a Thursday, he can talk about religion all the way to kingdom come. On a Wednesday, he can talk about history more than anything else. But on a Tuesday, he does both.

For three seconds, he was Moses.


Lesson learned.