NaNO3 is God

What I learned today in Obligations and Contracts:

The professor is right. Sodium nitrate is in everything that we eat. God must have been so jealous he finally decided to appear on your morning burrito.

Avoiding sodium nitrate is practically retarded. If you do try to avoid it, you'll die of anorexia—an eating disorder that will make you look like you've had too much liposuction for lunch and you still want one for dessert.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to my banana garden and caress my plants.