Male Restroom Etiquette

[1] Extend a helping hand

When you're taking a piss and you see another guy enter the comfort room and walk towards the urinal, tell him "hey, I'm almost done. I can give you a hand with that." Then slowly extend your hand. And then smile. This, by far, is the most polite thing that a guy can do to another guy. It goes with the Christian spirit of giving. Jesus himself said, "what you do unto others, you do unto Me," or something like that. I'm sure Jesus would be happy if you help him take a piss.

[2] Smile

If you and the other fellow at the next cubicle suddenly make eye-contact [yes, it happens], give him a smile. Remember, a smile confuses an approaching frown.

[3] Make friends

While taking a piss, strike a conversation. For example...
You: Wow.
Random Stranger: Wow what?
You: *smile*
Random Stranger: *confused*
You: Can I add you in Facebook?

[4] Give everyone a hug

Self-explanatory.