Ironies

What I learned today in Constitutional Law 2:

The professor can know and not know at the same time.

He perfectly knows that the average internet connection speed of a typical Korean is 22 Mbps. Sadly, however, he does not know who Jake Cuenca is. In fact, he knows that you can practically download heaven just by using 22 Mbps while sticking that USB up his ass because down there there's plenty of room for everybody. But despite that, he still does not know who Jake Cuenca is. Lord Jesus, forgive the man for he does not know what he is doing, especially with that USB.

Ladies and gentleman, the conclusion is inescapable. The professor must have been living under a massive igneous rock, thinking all the while that his neighbor is a jealous homo erectus. I bet his concept of civilization is a nut cracker.

For all intents and purposes, this is not Jake Cuenca. Nope, he certainly does not look like him.

Because the real Jake Cuenca has lips more rouge than this.

Another lesson learned.