Friday, January 15, 2010

Mantra

What I learned today in Legal Theory:

There were several things that the professor thoroughly discussed, except that this one is so golden people should start making this as their personal mantra—the quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee.

There you go. Let it sink in. For those feigning innocence, repeat after me. The quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee. The quality of a blowjob depends on the size of the fee. Repeat every 5 minutes or as often as desired.

You may also want to try feet in place of fee. It makes perfect sense.

But I think the professor would have been more correct if he said that the quality of a blowjob depends, too, on the size of the feenis.

Just another day in law school. Another lesson learned.

7 comments:

  1. benta talaga ung last line, another lesson learned. hahaha

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  2. wow! the quote makes sense.

    (hmm, now i am thinking of entering law school. the topics are... enticing. lol)

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  3. @Kris

    Enticing? That's just the tip of the iceberg. Law school is crazy, like shit all over the toilet after 24 hours of diarrhea! :D

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  4. bravo bravo herson! the photo is hitting two birds with one stone. (pun intended)


    the photo is awesome.

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  5. @Mary

    Apir! :D

    Still trying to finish what I learned this Saturday.

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Suck it up good, bitches.